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stagegayromance:

we must all live by this rule

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dogshaming:

But that was my favorite perfume!

(The mule urine was equally bad as skunk spray. Shampoos were no good.) Sign said: “I soaked myself in mule urine, my favorite perfume, just before attending a wedding.

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taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

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"And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."

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sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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I just assumed she had super sweaty feet.

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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

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Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

DAM……….JESUS IS BACK

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lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

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thorinoakenbutt:

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poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

When I was little I used to pronounce Arkansas as Ar-Kansas because I thought it was the correct way and that other people were stupid. I still think that pronouncing it as Ar-ken-saw is pretty stupid.

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Sigh. Marvin has Stage 4 Chronic Kidney Disease due to high blood pressure. Sigh. Each time before he ends up in the hospital I get really sad and think about him and start to cry about supposed imaginary thing that really do end up happening. It doesn’t happen all the time but, I’ve seen a few close calls with other things. Today it happened again, I’ve been so sad these last few days thinking about how we will never be able to buy a house or a car or have kids or open our own salon because he was taken away from me. I thought I could be strong but I totally lost it at school. And I feel like shit. This is the man I married the man I really want to build a life with but, idk if we’ll get to see our 2 year anniversary. I feel like shit because I want to do everything to make him better because I want us to grow old together but I can’t. We have no money, no kidney specialist, no nothing and there is nothing I can do. And I can’t get rid of this feeling that he’s going to go to the hospital but if he ever comes out it’ll be in a wooden box.

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ChalkZone

I loved this show!!

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I didn’t even know that there was a 2nd and I think even 3rd book. This book was hands down my favorite book but, it looks like the director made it into a pretty crappy movie, I’ll watch it but, I seriously doubt I’ll like it.

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Well you did say you just wanted a piece.

Well you did say you just wanted a piece.

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